HULA PIGS!

By: Juliette Gevorgian

            “The money! It’s, it’s…gone!” Hold it! Do you know what is going on? No you don’t. Before I tell you what is going on, I have to tell you what happened before this. Okay? Now it all started about one month ago when everything was going perfectly. Mona, who was the star of the Piggy Wiggy Hula Bar, was doing her dance for the crowd. Her boyfriend, Luke, was cheering for her in the crowd and the lovely boss, Fred, was counting the green smelly money. Cookie, the waiter, was bringing some beers to the best customer, Lulu. Everything was fine until … we’ll be right back after hundreds of commercials!!!

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            Thank you for waiting. We left off at the part when it said… until the worst customer came through the door! Silence spread all through the bar! Mona fainted. “BOOM!!!” The bar shook all over. Luke came running to the spot where she fainted so he could faint next to her. But before he could… “whack” the worst customer whacked him with his belt on his butt! The boss came running out of his private mud bath telling him to get out and never come back. So the worst customer did, but when he did, he also took all the money! After that, the boss was telling everyone to go home. Mona and Cookie went to the dressing room and then went home. Luke went home to his mom’s for a feast. Then boss went back to counting and said “the money! It’s, it’s gone!”